Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
WHAT’S DOIN
Vampire Hunter made it on my short must-see summer
movie list, but I should have known better considering how terrible most
vampire movies end up being. Conceptually, Vampire Hunter had the
potential to be great, and the promotional materials, especially the movie
posters, did a very good job of selling the idea of a young Abraham Lincoln
chopping off the heads of and staking early American vampires. Thinking back,
I’m sure much of my misplaced enthusiasm came from my own misconception that Vampire
Hunter was based on a graphic novel and not a novel. I came in expecting
something closer to Watchmen, which did a great job of weaving fiction
and history, was visually stunning, and told a compelling story.
At times, Vampire Hunter is indistinguishable from Wanted,
but it fails in every way Wanted succeeded. Vampire Hunter also reminded
me of last year’s borefest, Priest, a vampire movie based on a comic,
which was a waste of the talent of some of my favorite lesser-known actors.
GOOD TIMES
The vampire CG was very well done. It was similar to the undead
aesthetic of Blade 2, which is one of my favorite vampire movies, both
visually and narratively. I also liked
the explanation for how vampires are able to withstand sunlight and practically
disappear, and why it was necessary for Lincoln
to be recruited as a vampire hunter.
*****SPOILERS*****
I was pleasantly surprised when Vampire Hunter ended
without trying to rewrite history with respect to the John Wilkes Booth
assassination, which I expected to be a huge part of the plot.
*****SPOILERS*****
NOT SO GOOD TIMES
When I go to the theater to watch Abraham Lincoln slay
vampires, I expect him to be a badass from the beginning. The training montage
does nothing but undermine any confidence I have in Lincoln’s abilities, which
makes all subsequent action sequences hard to watch, and makes the task of
suspending reality more difficult. The emphasis placed on Lincoln’s
training made even less sense when his childhood friend, Will (Anthony Mackie),
was able to dispatch vampires just as easily as Lincoln
without any training whatsoever.
If Lincoln had a
duty to remain in solitude and keep a low profile as part of being a vampire
hunter, his political aspirations made absolutely no sense. His affection for
Mary Todd also came from left field and was obvious as a lame excuse to have a damsel
in distress scene in which Lincoln
would save Todd from vampires.
The attempt to mix the abolition of slavery with an
underground war against vampires was confusing, and I found myself rolling my
eyes when vampires dressed as Confederate soldiers attacked Union lines without
weapons. I was also rolling my eyes during most of the big fight scene on the
train.
RANDOM MUSINGS
I couldn’t get past how much Benjamin Walker looks like Liam
Neeson. It was so distracting I couldn’t even begin to evaluate his Lincoln
performance.
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